The hardest thing about being a phone sex operator is trying not to laugh at what some of the customers say on the phone. It’s very difficult to keep a straight face (even though they can’t see you) when someone is telling you that their fetish is to throw cream buns at naked women. I remember one guy in particular that I was chatting to who only wanted to speak to me if I could describe what I looked like dressed up in a pirates costume. How bizarre! I almost wet myself laughing to begin with but then I realised he was deadly serious about it. That was his thing apparently…women dressed up as pirates! If you laugh at them there is a good chance that they will put the phone down on you.